Straight Donk

Complete ass.

You're being a straight donk right now.

by SuedeFungus May 6, 2025

dead straight

If you’re being dead straight your being straight up and deadass about what your saying or doing ; you’re being for real about what you say

Amy: aye you fr not giving me money

Luke: I dead straight don’t have money on me rn

by istartedthiswordenjoyit January 16, 2021

Straight Dog

When you call Ryan Wilson out for photoshopping his one bicep and forgetting the other.

dID YoU JuST StRaIgHT dOg RyAn WiLsOn???

by Lord Panda November 28, 2019

Gay Straight Man

It means that a straight man is secretly gay, showing signs of them being gay. (Like GHAZI.)

"Ghazi is such a Gay Straight Man, Unbelievable!"
"I don't believe a Gay Straight Man exists, but god gave us Ghazi."

by YourTypicalDumbass February 23, 2021

Straight People

People who keep humanity alive and reproduce and have actual flavor in love

LGBTQ Person: "Omg I hate straight people they are so disgusting"
Straight person: "You Were Created by a straight person"

by OFFICIAL RIZZLER March 10, 2025

Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy

HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!

by StuffysDefs December 27, 2022

It's torture son, straight torture!

Heheheheheh, I should rewatch that.

Hym "It's torture son, straight torture! Heheheheh... *Sigh* Still you literally are torturing a guy to get him to accept your lord and savoir Jesus Christ, essentially. 'Say Jesus good! Say Satan bad! A good person would say Satan bad!' As you piss in my face while and infection eats away at my brain. The greatest brain! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025