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Dark horse

An organism you make with you hand when u feel attacked. It is made as you fold you fingers on top of each other one by one. VERY SCARY.
"Your so stupid"
Im sending my dark horse after you.
by GRAAAH March 19, 2024
mugGet the Dark horsemug.

horse

Horses are the best animals!!! They are so majestic, kind, and caring. They are great companions. The only downfall of having a horse is they cost a lot of money.
Look at Suzy! Her horse is so pretty! I bet her parents are rich.
by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019
mugGet the horsemug.

dry horse

When a girl gets done sucking dick and she runs out of spit and her mouth is dry
Aye man my girl just got done and now she got a dry horse
by Staff only December 30, 2015
mugGet the dry horsemug.

Trojan Horsing

When you jizz so much that the condom breaks, and the spry friends fester inside!
Connor Eggs: Please use protection
Gilchy: With my quart, I'm Trojan Horsing you!
*Excessive spry friends pop condom*
Connor Eggs: You trojan horsed me!
by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025
mugGet the Trojan Horsingmug.

A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.
Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.
by Exothryll August 14, 2025
mugGet the A Horse's Loadmug.

Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit
Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery
by LeFishe September 4, 2020
mugGet the Horse cockerymug.

Horse paster

Conservative American so dumb they will eat anti parasitic medicine for farm animals instead of getting a free covid vaccine shot.
The horse pasters outside the Warren rally really needed to proofread their signs.
by Redditor73 September 12, 2021
mugGet the Horse pastermug.

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