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having a coffee with RJ

RJ hosts a morning live program called "Having a Coffee with RJ." Though the show is called "Coffee with RJ," everyone jokingly knows it as a pseudonym for "Masturbation."
I was watching Coffee with RJ as I was Having a Coffee with RJ.
by The Team. June 11, 2021
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We Have All The Time in The World

1: A song sang by the legendary Louis Armstrong. This song was made for the sixth film in the James Bond franchise, On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

2. When your lover dies
James Bond: There's no hurry you see. We have all the time in the world.
by Solidus Snakius January 2, 2021
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A condition which causes the sufferer to process in an inverted emotional emotional valence, causing friendly and kind actions or words to be perceived as offensive or derogatory while rude or violent language is perceived as innocent and desirable.
Person 1: “ I have Neurosemantical Inversitis.”
Person 2: Ha, fuckin looser
Person 1: Thanks!
by 🐝 vs 🌽 June 16, 2024
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don't have it

when someone insults someone else and you are trying to instigate/ get the other person to insult/ fight back
(UK slang)
jamie to rebecca: that's why ur mum's built like an egg
you: nah don't have it (rebecca)
by JEIRBNWA October 29, 2023
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have a nice day all

Go f…. yourself to be kind!
Boss says “Can I get estimate by tomorrow?” Cc’ing everyone.

Sure, see attached

Have a nice day all
by Have a nice night folks February 2, 2024
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why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.
ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes
by buffandol lover March 3, 2022
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You have a zero balance

A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019
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