French fry short of a Happy Meal

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

After Ever Happy

4th film in the after series.

Person 1: Have you seen the new after movie, after ever happy!?!?
Person 2:OMG yes it was soooo good!!!

by Tessa+Hardin<3 September 7, 2022

happie

well, Not the actual happy but not the actual sad. A mix of both in a very irrational split

He is actually Happy but also Happie

by _human_ November 22, 2021

lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.

I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

Happy Fap

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.

Tryna happy fap me spider man?

by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023

happy jm

a bald man who walks like a dinosour and yells at people for just about anything and possibly has a dick in his ass

here comes happy jm to wreck everyones day

by automotiveissick January 15, 2011

happy

A short lasted feeling you think you might get every now and then but you aren’t even sure anymore, because everything just blends into this overpowering numbness that is the misery of life. :)

Friend: I’m so happy right now!
You: Same! *don’t even remember a time when I didn’t hate myself but I’ll lie for you*

by i_h8_me June 6, 2021