Whoke Foods

When what you're shopping for isn't nearly as important as where you're shopping for it.

"Are those vegetables locally sourced?"
"Of course, I only shop WHOKE FOODS"

by Treblatsirc December 18, 2019

Food stamp bondage

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.

Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."

by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015

plate the food

To transfer food onto a plate.
Originated in the 1990's from the colloquial language of lower class 'chav' type people. A way to lessen the texts deemed superfluous to the main focus of gossip about others.

Oh my god! Plate the food quick. Hate that dress Siobhan was wearing last night.

by Balanced Boz September 24, 2023

Musical Food

Food that makes you burp, sneeze, cough, fart, or have explosive diaria. Usually food like beans.

*Someone farts*

Bro wat da hell! You ripped a stank!

Sorry i ate some musical food

by FlippFloppy28 April 23, 2017

food granny

food granny

food granny

by Debskelly1985 July 19, 2023

eat nasty food

Tastes very bad

Might give you diarrhea but hey it's food

Oh, No! I have to eat nasty food

by ihatethanigers September 3, 2023

College Food

The Cheapest Of Low Quality food That of course you eat in you're college years

Person 1: You want some Cup noodles?
Person 2: No do We Have anything else in the world other than College Food?
Person 1: No that's all we can afford Other than a coke at a store Nearby or a quarter pounder at Mcdonalds.
Person 2: Fine, Cup Noodle Will Do.

by emndrfdfdswe3jhdcxhedjffcgfjvf July 21, 2022