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Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"
I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme
by Yunglummy June 1, 2025
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Donkey

Donkeys taste very nice, donkeys are a type of animal that eats carrots. Sometimes they like doing anal to one another
Donkey 1: Wanna do some anal?

Donkey 2: Sure!
by Donkey ee oor August 21, 2020
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Donkey Show

Where Democrat politicians display their grasp of reality when interviewing aspirants.
The applicant wondered wether to wear her medals to the Donkey Show on Capitol Hill later that week or not.
by Maggie T February 20, 2025
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donkey strum

An act of anal sex in which the male simultaneously strums the female's clitoris like a guitar...similar to the donkey punch but without violence
Jamie performed a donkey strum on me last night and it was awesome
by nikki nix does trix January 8, 2011
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Donkey neck combover

Did you hear that Jeremy’s mother has a donkey neck combover
by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022
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Donkey

That one goofy lookin off brand horse mf
by Welp Alright June 8, 2022
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donkey

When a girl acts way too much like a butch/aggressive/way too into sports.
Dag did you see that girl kick crazy larry in the face?? That bitch is straight up donkey!!
by Big Pun October 13, 2004
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