Verb: The coolest Jewish person around, who knows how to munch munch and do magical tricks with the tongue who has it down to the science!
Omfg, did you hear what happened to Jessica? She said her legs were shaking after she got the David Bernstein experience!
by anonymous July 8, 2023
Get the David Bernsteinmug. Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)
Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
Davide is always late for school.
by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021
Get the Davidemug. David takes a shit in your parking lot
by DaOnet November 22, 2021
Get the Davidmug. Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck
by Mike Hawkhurts November 24, 2023
Get the Davidmug. David is a great and lovely guy. He can be awkward at times, but is often fun to hang around with. If you don't involve David with certain activities, he just vanished and plays a mobile game in the corner of the class on his own. David also doesn't like to wear pants. Finding a David with normal pants on is more rare than drawing 2 royal flushes back to back.
by nethiq February 6, 2019
Get the DAVIDmug. Disgusting pervert who got away with some of the most revolting crimes for so many years. Why? He was a London Metropolitan police officer who carried a gun around protecting important UK Goverment buildings. It was this role that he used to hide his true colours. He worked in the same department of his police force as his sick colleague Wayne Couzens. He was referred to by his work colleagues as "Bastard Dave." All his victims thought they'd never be believed thanks to his policing role.
The crimes he committed were 80 sexual offences including at least 48 counts of rape against 12 women between 2003 and 2020 (17 years). Some of these offences were multiple incident offences and so less overall charges. The filthy bastard would force his victims to drink his piss and sometimes directly into their mouths, lock them in tiny cupboards for hours to use as slaves and make them clean his house naked. He would repeatedly rape them. In some cases he would dictate when they ate and slept. He threatened to kill them if they didn't comply. What a nasty fucking piece of work. Thankfully he admitted to the charges and a conviction was secured and he has gained national and some international attention so one can name and shame this freak as much as they like. He will likely spend the rest of his days behind bars. Filthy fucking pig.
The crimes he committed were 80 sexual offences including at least 48 counts of rape against 12 women between 2003 and 2020 (17 years). Some of these offences were multiple incident offences and so less overall charges. The filthy bastard would force his victims to drink his piss and sometimes directly into their mouths, lock them in tiny cupboards for hours to use as slaves and make them clean his house naked. He would repeatedly rape them. In some cases he would dictate when they ate and slept. He threatened to kill them if they didn't comply. What a nasty fucking piece of work. Thankfully he admitted to the charges and a conviction was secured and he has gained national and some international attention so one can name and shame this freak as much as they like. He will likely spend the rest of his days behind bars. Filthy fucking pig.
by TheFunnyGuy88 January 16, 2023
Get the David Carrickmug. 