Douche bumps

Metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.

I can't stand that guy. He gives me douche bumps.

by ric scu May 26, 2014

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Jesus Bumper

someone who presses their religion on you, especially catholicism. They make reference to their religion and justify everything behind their religion in a conversation.

ex:
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.

Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.

by cutup3 July 21, 2014

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dry bumpin

when you're hooking up with a guy and you can't get wet because it is THAT BAD

We couldn't have sex, only dry bumpin

by Rena March 29, 2015

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plumpa-bumps

The "diamonds" of compressed skin and fat that occurs when an obese person lies on a hammock, similar to a pork loin wrapped in string

Look at the plumpa-bumps on that fat bitch on the hammock. Someone should throw some rosemary sprigs on her and toss her in the oven.

by Mmmbrainz May 14, 2015

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Another term for a lesbian. To get a visual example, bend both the index and middle finger of each hand and bump the mid knuckles together thus simulating two vaginas bumping each other as lesbians do to get sexual pleasure, such as the extremely hot act of tribbing.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, have you met the new girl? She's hot!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but dude she's a knuckle bumper. There's rainbows and shit all over her social network profile."

by MrFriendzone April 13, 2016

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