beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020

Selective Ass Beating

When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.

"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"

by Dewayne?NoItsNot! December 3, 2023

Beat The Volver

The new way of saying Flick the bean

Guy1: Did you beat the volver the other night?
Guy2: Mate, i beat so much volver it was unreal

by GashByTheMeter December 15, 2010

Beat Yackin

California bay area term from the hyphy movement. Used to describe how loud and hard the bass sounds from a car stereo system.

Out in front of your mommas house, beat yackin.
Keak Da Sneak, in front of ya mommas house

by RedDeadBodiez March 4, 2019

beat my meat casandra

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN

beat my meat casandra

by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019

crowding the beat

Rapping slightly off beat and at a quick temp on a slower tempo track, leading to too many words per beat.

“You hear that new Gelo?”
“Yeah bro he was crowding the beat.”

by Adam's Father March 7, 2025

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

A meme that made a comeback recently for some reason. It’s self explanatory.

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 17, 2025