by Kkrvp August 06, 2017
A company founded by Steve Jobs. The company's originally famous for their
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.
APPLE: Use Apple! It's better and NEVER lags! It's faster than Windows!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!
APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!
APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!
by Herrickjunior October 09, 2015
by GOSOMEWHEREELSE February 06, 2019
Apple
by Niglet GOD February 05, 2018
A tech giant which over charges its customers and does not even produce quality products. I advise never to buy from them and to go to other companies instead. I recommend 'Samsung'.
by Tree3938 December 22, 2018
by PenisDestroyer987 March 03, 2019