National Apple Day

April 3

"Oh my gosh, it's National Apple Day! That means its April 3rd."

by Akaodopamwgeha April 3, 2023

Apple picking

Out finding a woman to grab on her ass

Sentence 1: “Oh man, Jerry is over there apple picking and shit. What a shmuck.”

Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.

by ok_tofu December 20, 2022

Apple

A retarded fruit. Not a single fuck on this planet likes apples.
And why the fuck are you searching up what apples man.

“Why did my mom give me apples in my lunchbox!?”

by Theydidnotdosurgeryonagrape November 26, 2018

Baked apple

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.

Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though

by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018

social apple

A man (usually named Gabriel) that likes to eat and also talk to people.

Wow, that guy Gabriel is a real social apple!

by --that one guy-- November 29, 2016

Josh's Apple

A freakishly abnormally large Adams Apple.

Oh my goodness!! did you see his josh's Apple!? that thing is amazing

by Beast 951 July 28, 2011

apple bowl

Put 3 holes in a apple and smoke the hell outta it

Jeff : Yo wanna go hit that apple bowl
DJ Khaled: Another One!

by The apple bowl guy October 4, 2016