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penis in the vagina 

Something obvious or something that everyone knows about.

It's called penis in the vagina because everyone knows about sex.
Guy to his friend: 8 times 9 is 72? Really?

Guy's friend: Wow. Penis in the vagina, dumbass.
penis in the vagina by XoXo_ December 11, 2010

Pruned Vagina 

A wrinkly, old, barren, often damp vagina. Used as a term of endearment for old friends.
1. You my friend, are a pruned vagina.
2. Did you feel Jessica's pussy last night, dood?
Yea, but it was a pruned vagina, i mean, you just can't brown bag that shit, so i decided to just cuddle. I still got some head, though.

Chamois Vagina 

When a womans vagina hangs crusty and dry.. but the more wet it gets, the better it feels. Much like when drying a car with a crusty chamois .
My friends grandmothers Chamois Vagina drags like a dirty broom behind a janitor.. but after it gets soaked for a while it feels quite pleasurable

FVS - Friendly Vagina Syndrome 

A female who does a lot of fucking. A hoe, whore, slut. A woman who shares her pussy with the community, she'll fuck anything or anyone.
I started dating this girl but I had to let her go because she has FVS - Friendly Vagina Syndrome.

I was talking to my boy about how good that pussy was and he told me he and the rest of the football team already knew she apparently has FVS.

Racist Vagina 

What a woman has if she has nothing against people outside of her own culture or race, but just does not find them attractive or want to have sex with them.
"No I'm sorry, I can't have sex with you; you see, I have a racist vagina."
Racist Vagina by TwistedPix January 10, 2013

Sleepy Vagina 

When a woman's vagina is saggy, puffy or abnormally red, swollen or has a baggy appearance. It is common in women who get pounded senseless often.
Gee, Fiona must have quite a sleepy vagina after tonight, she hasn't come home from Mark's place yet.
Sleepy Vagina by Pal Seh July 18, 2009