bubbles turd

bubbling turd

my buttcheeks wiggled it expanding my bubbles turd.

by lump of turd November 6, 2022

not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.

"You know what, not today turd!"

by That_one_weabo May 27, 2018

Japanese turd

A turd of any diameter that is a minimum of 6" in length.

Barry is taking his tape measure to the bathroom. He thinks he is gonna drop a Japanese turd.

by Creekdaddy70 February 29, 2024

Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug

“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”

by Pattravers March 1, 2024

Turd Whopper

A massive shit, shaped like a Burger King whopper

My boss is a turd whopper

by anonymous April 19, 2025

Chicken Turd

The Kidz Bop version of Chicken Shit.

My mom won't let me curse you Chicken Turd!!!

by LArryE June 30, 2021

Green Turd

When Your Black friend is black and takes a shit or diarrhea depending on what they ate.

THEODORE IS THAT A GREEN TURD ON MY FUCKING COUCH!!!

by The Fucking Couch May 11, 2019