Blast of Shit

That relentless and persistent, distinctive speck of brown in the toilet bowl that stares at you for days as you are too sick from COVID-19 to clean it up.

I've been staring at that blast of shit for 5 days now! That takes the cake; there isn't enough Clorox in the world!

by Clubie February 1, 2021

Ferrari Shit

An incident in which during your break up, you make out with one guy

When I did the Ferrari Shit, I told him myself.

by FahmidaMetics February 24, 2021

Shit daggers

The feeling you get when you are holding in a poo for too long.

Can you cover the counter, I've had the Shit daggers for the last twenty minutes!

by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021

shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally big pile of shit.

YUCK!! I pulled a Russel Evans and did a shit plant

by -____- January 13, 2005

shit winker

The term used for an anus, or insult

That shit winker just blew an eight ball across my floor.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

shit honked

New England jargon for "Wicked Fucked Up"

"Dood. I was wicked pissah drunk last night. Completely shit honked!"

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Gay shit

Some Gay shit

Tommy:You mum gay
Me:Your mum on some gay shit
Tommy:no u
Me:*kills Tommy*

by e diffs fg May 9, 2018