Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"
I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu
by hec toring April 03, 2016
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duck head

When your name is Bradley Allen and sometimes you duck in and out of
Peoples gay 3sum’s
One day I was duck head and it was the biggest mistake
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Duck ass

Another way of saying dumbass or idiot
Person 1: What's 9 + 10?
Person 2: 21
Person 1: It's 19 duck ass.
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Duck ass

Another way of saying dumbass or idiot
Person 1: What's 9 + 10?
Person 2: 21
Person 1: No, it's 19 you duck ass.
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duck ass

nola slang when someone does or acts dumb
“yo duck ass put the wrong answer
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Fumb duck

When you sing all the instruments in a song, while throwing your hair in a swirlie.
Hey, remember Step Back in Time?
Oh yeah, didn't we--
What did we do?
Oh yeah, we Fumb Ducked!
Like all the time.
Every night.
Damn, we were loud.
by DJ Poinapple January 19, 2021
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