your dad

a fictional character said to be on a legendary quest to find cigarettes and milk

your dad is a fictional character

by wejfoiwjefo September 21, 2022

Sean's Dad

A man so fucking hot that you would immediately start cumming as soon as you hear the slightest mention of his name. His favorite position is taking backshots.

John: "You wanna know what's wet and sticky?"
Sean: "I swear to fucking God if you say my dad."
John" Yeah, it's Sean's Dad."

by Jonnieboy57 May 12, 2024

Dad

That one guy who likes to leave me and my family

Child:Wheres dad?
Mom:He left

by Damo The MadLad February 20, 2020

She-Dad

A father who has transitioned into a mother, after having kids.

Caitlyn is a great She-Dad to Kylie.

by Mc577 September 11, 2020

Best Dad

Raymond Bentum

You’re so right, Raymond Bentum is the best dad.

by http_ambziii June 16, 2024

Your Dad

Said he was gonna get the milk but he never came back he also never cared about his kids

The mom is usually happy

Will only return if you win the lottery

Your dad is gone and not coming back

by Nintenplushworld August 26, 2022

Dad

Someone who will never come back especially if they are black.

"Dad went to get the milk"

by Dragonslay34R January 22, 2021