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Jake

A traitor from middleschool, yes I remember JAKE you expected me to forget, who cares its been 20 years, you BETRAYED me!
Remember that jerk, Jake from middleschool?
Yeah didn't he tell your c-
SHUT UP YOU'RE JUST LIKE HIM
by TherealOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET August 27, 2019
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Jake Paul

The biggest retard ever. Who thinks he is rich but lets be real here he's not.
Dude, you just pulled a Jake Paul
by Lil Retard boiyo October 29, 2019
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Jake

Someone who thinks that they're a bad boy, usually with the bio, "Jake/badboy/has a dark secret". Most Emily's fall for them.
"Jake is my crush guys."
"Really Emily? You know hes my crush!"
by realfairycaughtoncamera June 27, 2021
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Jake

Jake is the king
Jake’s a day dot, he is hot. So let’s trot
by Laud01 November 24, 2021
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Jake

The typical high school jock who goes around the school getting girls and cheating on them. An extremely hot athletic guy who mostly hangs out with his other Jake friends.
Girl 1: That Jake guy is so hooottt!!
Girl 2: I used to date him, but he cheated on me.
Girl 1: But I'm unable to resist him though!
Girl 2: He may be charming but he will break your heart for another hotter girl.
by the omnilord2495 May 21, 2022
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Jakeing it

When you visorisly spank your hog in a room filled with other people sleeping in it.
Oh, oh yeah, im jakeing it, im jakeing it, oh, soo good!
A1: Have you heard that clapping noice at night? I was wondering what it was.
B1: Are you kidding me? I heard that Carl was jakeing it last night.
C1: Yeah it was probably that because i was wondering what that icing on my lip is when i woke up!
Carl: Whats up guys!
A1B1C1: Fuck off you freaky cunt!
by Mr. Skinnywilly09982 March 12, 2025
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Jake

Jake at first seems like a quiet fellow, but when you get to really know him he is funny and crazy. Jake usually likes to do dumb things and get in trouble at school with his best friends. But with all good intentions. Jake may not seem to be the smart type, but he is!

Jake is also very athletic. He may do football, wrestling, and baseball, or maybe basketball and track. Or really just whatever your school has to offer. He is also very caring and polite to other around him. Although he does like to pick on a certain kid with his friends. Overall he is just a really nice person.

If you ever get the chance to meet a Jake, go for it! He will never let you down and can always be there for you in difficult situations.

If you are dating a Jake, be prepared that he might not show PDA at first but along the road he will. When it comes to relationships he doesn't normally know what to do. Sure he is good looking and can pull any girl, but his first thought isn't really about girls. Either because he doesn't want one yet or he is most likely to be Christian.

So please do not ever let go of a Jake.
Girl1: "Woah, who is that? He's cute!"
Girl2: "Ikr, but that's MY boyfriend Jake."
by Sunnybitch69 June 7, 2022
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