Tom

An alcoholic void eyes jehovah's witness who cries over a bass and stabs people with harpoons

Tom is a dick

by Tordloveshentai September 1, 2017

Tom MacArthur

To crap your pants so hard while wearing shorts that your excrement runs down your legs.

Man! Kevin sneezed so hard he Tom MacArthured in front of the hot Spelker twins!

by El Paso Gunner October 23, 2018

Tom Proctor

State of mind to hate wet bath mats, as who would want them wet

Your such a Tom proctor

by Jamie Steel October 26, 2018

Tom

The type of guy to take a selfie in an elevator

Tom what floor you going to

by BobbyL1te February 20, 2019

Tom Holland

This boi is thick af

That boy is thick thats Tom Holland

by That one Guy who doesn’t shut4 February 25, 2019

Tom

Someone who is obsessed with kiera 🤯

Tom used to b my friend but now he’s obsessed with kiera and doesn’t talk to me anymore 😓

by 69KFC69 March 3, 2019

Toms

Is very afraid of most things imaginable, listens to everyone and has the dumbest opinions.
Most often has a little winer and cries while only passing puberty at 21.

Toms what do you like to do for fun?

by Aquariumss March 7, 2019