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Boiled water drinker

A boiled water drinker is a person wearing an invisible veil blocking any exiting or thrilling experience in life. These persons use hypochondria as a tool in their fight against arousal (for instance, "allergies" forcing them to avoid coffee and tea, thus drinking only boiled water during breaks).

Often, the boiled water drinker would have a nanny software installed on his own computer.
-"Hey dude, wanna grab a beer after work ?"
-"Sorry, I can't. I am a boiled water drinker, but thank you."
by Geozz June 18, 2018
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Australian Coconut Water

When 1000s of men from all over Australia come to a local fruit stand in melbourne once a year with power drills and they steal 1000s of coconuts and drill them out and at the count of 5 they all burst their seminal fluids into the coconuts in unison
Ryan attended this years Australian Coconut water festival
by Swazey1450 March 2, 2023
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Lesbian Water Polo

A warmed up Fleets or regular bag enema is administered to a female 'bottom' and she's told to 'hold it in' by her girlfriend, who then mounts and fucks her with a strap-on until she either wins by cumming and releasing it, or can't hold it and explodes all over both of them, whichever happens first! Usually 'played' on the toilet or in the tub for obvious reasons...
"You and Rebecca left the club rather early last night...what kind of mischief did you two minx's get yourselves into?"

"I took her home for a little round of Lesbian Water Polo!"

"Ohhh...and how did it go? Everything cum out all right?"

"Clean as a whistle!"
by BettiBleu October 17, 2013
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mark waters disease

Mark waters disease also known as Mark waters disease
Mark waters disease is a form of disease and not a disease example you got Mark waters disease
by Sinotyrannus November 17, 2022
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hot water challenge

The challenge is the opposite of the ice bucket challenge, rather than an ice-cold bucket it would a hot bucket then you throw the scorching water at your person of choice.
by cineamas June 14, 2020
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How to drink water

Sometimes used as defining, "how do you do this" or being a stupid idiot actually not knowing how to drink water.
Sometimes even used for defining a person, or you is dumb.
"Uh.. How to drink water? So confusing.."
"LOL, He's like, 'uH hOw tO dRiNk wATeR, HA!"
by adrianatheliteral December 8, 2021
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brown water rafter

chuncks of solid shit that ride a river of of diarrea.
by mutantlizard October 17, 2009
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