Bubble tea

When you have an insanely hot girl and she turns up one day with chocolate straws and a weird gleam in her eye she probably wants to do bubble tea

This is where you drink tea through a straw from each other’s ass.

Boy - “…that was crazy, when I swallowed something solid at one point I felt my mind pop. That bubble tea just blew my mind!”

Girl- “omg I love you. Can I get a keep-in tonight?”

by Kironigmo January 5, 2022

Tea Temper

The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.

Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.

David Cameron is owed a Tea Temper, all over his trust funded crotch.

by AndyTheRoo May 14, 2011

The Queen’s Tea

The juiciest tea (gossip) imaginable.

Hey sis, are you ready to hear the queen’s tea?
Hell yes bitch give it to me.

by Mikey374902 February 2, 2021

teas

What something is giving, usually describing a feature of someone as a characteristic. Can be abbreviated to tz.

Very similar to ‘tease’. Doja Cat has a lyric, “I give you Hollywood tease”, meaning she’s giving some form of Hollywood in herself.

A: “Oh my god, I heard she keeps stalking you on Twitter”
B: “Obsession teas”

by bluecid September 26, 2022

TEA TASTERS!! I LOVE TEA

a discord kitten who loves fat man and hates polytics

man that discord babe is hot TEA TASTERS!! I LOVE TEA

by jojo stone ocean mn April 28, 2022

Milo's Tea

The Greatest Tea only few get to have.
Red Diamond? NO!
Gold Peak? NO!
Lipton?! NO WAY JOSE.
Milo's Tea is where its at!

Hey Pete, hows that Milo's Tea?
Pete: *literally injecting it*

by MartianSupremacist November 23, 2023

Tea

Tea is a name for the most beautiful and most caring people ever. She could easily finish with people, but never With the most important persons. So do your best and be one of them. It's worth it.

I love tea

by BryceWane January 4, 2017