Pringle canning

The brave act of fisting an asshole on either male or female, but you can’t go past the knuckles cause it’s bigger than a Pringles can 😉

I fisted a chick like pringle canning but I couldn’t go past my knuckles because it’s was like reaching for Pringles at the end of can.

by SD3535 September 7, 2023

Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain

Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"

by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023

can we appreciate...

Words before disaster...

Can we appreciate... how much cum he outs in us.

by Imthehamman September 20, 2023

Canned

To be referred to as 'Canned' in a canadian city like Edmonton, Winnipeg, Toronto, Calgary, Vancouver, Surrey, and Lethbridge. Is to be attacked with bear spray also known as bear mace in Canada.

person 1: yo did u hear mohamed got canned?
person 2: nahh ehh i ain hear dat

by jr2oppy October 2, 2023

Engin Can

A great guy with a big penis.

I want to Engin Can.
I have to Engin Can.

by UnstoppableReckless November 22, 2021

Can

A bit cold at first, but you can love him as you get to know him. He shares everything with the people he loves, so it might hurt him if you betray him. He's also one of the people who can have sex for almost the longest time in the universe and gives his partner an incredible experience. Also, if he's in a relationship with someone, he never upsets that person. He just tries to make her happy.
PS:He finds blondes incredibly attractive.

Einstein had found relativity of time when he saw how long Can had sex with his partner.

by Bulamadım November 22, 2021

Can

Probably the nicest guy you will ever meet, someone who doesn’t just makes your mom liking him, but your whole fucking family. He’s super funny and extremely smart and can help you in any situation. So he’s a really loveable guy. Mostly from Turkey or somewhere over there.

“You know my boyfriend, Can, right? Well my grandma just told him he’s the nicest boy I could’ve ever found.”

by kurdishlightskin November 22, 2021