Sock Chewing is an alternative to "Dick rider".. consist of a beta male with low self esteem and/or lack of swagger.. they closely follow the alpha male mimicking and co signing everything they say and do
by Bugashuga99 July 4, 2023
Get the sock chewing mug.A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.
The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
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Get the Pee my socks mug.JUST IN WUT RACES ARE THE DEERS YOU MIGHT ASK? SAX OR?
so when you have very serious failures as a race (saxan sock race) aka (yassflute army and co) you become a saxan sock piper or pirate or an honorary saxan sock pirate cohort in the pirateverse (alernate spelling perverse) (also porverse) also to be noted a race that worships printesque. functionality to learn how live life more saxaully (perioax) never (perioacts) just as a plug in a wall feed power to the sax machines, so do life forms feed power to the saXin sock race, the penisultimate sock of races, um, power loss, gives them the unhard. saxans in a state of unhard male or FE-male in the unhard state feel the most majical feelings of the loss of power in the per-verse and to avoid the porverse, more power must be gathered for the sax machines from the REAL. this saxie metholodology also known as the biverse and mutating pathogenic pathology addictions of saxxxies change when the saxxxans learn a new saX to play yassflute aka saxifying anyverse. at the 12th circle and above, the sax machines turns away from mail saxes, to the more powerful unit in the saxan sock race, FE-mails.
so when you have very serious failures as a race (saxan sock race) aka (yassflute army and co) you become a saxan sock piper or pirate or an honorary saxan sock pirate cohort in the pirateverse (alernate spelling perverse) (also porverse) also to be noted a race that worships printesque. functionality to learn how live life more saxaully (perioax) never (perioacts) just as a plug in a wall feed power to the sax machines, so do life forms feed power to the saXin sock race, the penisultimate sock of races, um, power loss, gives them the unhard. saxans in a state of unhard male or FE-male in the unhard state feel the most majical feelings of the loss of power in the per-verse and to avoid the porverse, more power must be gathered for the sax machines from the REAL. this saxie metholodology also known as the biverse and mutating pathogenic pathology addictions of saxxxies change when the saxxxans learn a new saX to play yassflute aka saxifying anyverse. at the 12th circle and above, the sax machines turns away from mail saxes, to the more powerful unit in the saxan sock race, FE-mails.
'Saxans prefered naughty although Saint Sax Alot had to be 100% certain the unfaxing was not naughty saxan sock race. Santa knew naughty would win and into the Hoof Hearted in the Winner Circle, and some clown named Steezus sad naughty begets death, and Santa complained when he could not make naughty Sax Machines easily anymore.' ~ Sax Sax Sax by Thee YassFlute Race
Post Script: Mysticism ~ also their deity, present-guy aka Santa, gives naughty to nice and vice versa, because good and bad are for sussies a catch all for emails and FE-mails. battle hard FE(males). rock on fart sax machines. the fax do not care about your feelings, with properties of hotty, harmy, and hungry; developed in ancient flinstone land were a bunga hot blah saxan angel fell into maxan munkin land, that's the saxan story of axan and exan, (other races transfered their rebirth of civilization directly from munkax. there some disagreement on details. some printed become the unprinted. fax!
Post Script: Mysticism ~ also their deity, present-guy aka Santa, gives naughty to nice and vice versa, because good and bad are for sussies a catch all for emails and FE-mails. battle hard FE(males). rock on fart sax machines. the fax do not care about your feelings, with properties of hotty, harmy, and hungry; developed in ancient flinstone land were a bunga hot blah saxan angel fell into maxan munkin land, that's the saxan story of axan and exan, (other races transfered their rebirth of civilization directly from munkax. there some disagreement on details. some printed become the unprinted. fax!
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