Simp 

Noun: A premature ejaculating beta male who is ashamed of his masculinity and regularly hen-pecked.

Richard: I cucked Dan last night.

Steve: What a simp.

Dan: Richard tried to cuck me last night but he couldn’t get hard.

Steve: What a simp.

Simp by Heinrich Schenker November 28, 2020

Simp 

The real meaning is “squirrels in my pants”
Search up phineas and ferb simp

Random guy- Tell me what’s making’ you jump like that?
Candace- Simp, squirrels in my pants

Simp by Poggers0.0 November 29, 2020

simp 

"your dad" from sua amino who is really going to spend time to find out where i live juSt for my kneecaps

"your dad" from sua amino really is a fuckinf simp

simp by kajsksjaks November 29, 2020

SIMP 

A person who does WAY TOO MUCH for someone they like. Most often times when they don’t deserve it.

David Bell is the simpiest of the simp’s.

SIMP by queennii November 29, 2020

Simp 

A person who is overly nice (only to girls) for no reason. A simp is NOT a gentleman. The only simping that is ok is if you once in a while simp to your girl because you want something from her and/or want to hook up.

Holly (girl) is looking for a seat at a dinner party...
Hey Holly, do you want to take my seat? (Adam says)

Adam, you are a major Simp. You probably have 3 total friends.

You deserve a chair to the face.

Simp by John Booker Routledge November 30, 2020

Simp 

Any brandon you come across

Omg brandon is such a simp it’s so crazy

Simp by xoxo.amiraaa November 30, 2020

simp 

a person who worships or cares for a person more then they maybe should. being a simp should NOT be considered an insult.

“hey did you see that guy?? he was such a simp for that girl”

simp by covyn November 30, 2020