A hoe that breaks ever girls heart. He is soooo ugly he looks like a deformed toad. He has a giraffe neck and he’s slow in the head. (Not like slow ppls tho) anddddd he’s annoying af.
Girl: I love Alex he’s the best bf
Other girl : what he’s my bf
Girl :nooooo
Other girl : he must be playing us!!
Girl: let’s kill him
Other girl : what he’s my bf
Girl :nooooo
Other girl : he must be playing us!!
Girl: let’s kill him
by Softballunicorn06 October 11, 2018
Get the Alexmug. by Sycox December 9, 2024
Get the Sean or Alexmug. 
by Dxrkkk December 8, 2022
Get the Alex Brendenmug. by Indigenous Clover Desk April 28, 2022
Get the Alexmug. Middle aged man who regularly partakes in swimming competitions. Usually can be found at the local swimming pool eating and drinking anything in the pool.
Sometimes he likes to go to the local school and volunteer for certain activities, such as arts and crafts and play time.
Can also be seen eating extremely fast, as if his mouth is a black hole or something.
Adamantly defends the facts the it is spelt "center," not "centre."
Sometimes he likes to go to the local school and volunteer for certain activities, such as arts and crafts and play time.
Can also be seen eating extremely fast, as if his mouth is a black hole or something.
Adamantly defends the facts the it is spelt "center," not "centre."
John: Yo, did you see Alex at the pool yester day?
Rames: Nah bro, I was typing qwertyipasdfghjklzxcvbnm onto my keyboard.
Rames: Nah bro, I was typing qwertyipasdfghjklzxcvbnm onto my keyboard.
by FICKLEP1CKLES May 27, 2022
Get the Alexmug. 