Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017

Potato Gunning

When you have gas behind a turd and the gas shoots the poo out

Do you ever just go to take a shit and not realize there’s a gas bubble behind your turd and it shoots out like you’re a human potato gun? Potato gunning

by Potato gunner September 22, 2023

Potato

A vegetable that is found growing in the ground and is most likely going to be brown and ugly.🥔

Girl: what is that shoved up your ass?
Boy: it’s a potato!
Girl: ...

by GabbyC03 November 2, 2019

potato

A vegetable that is almost as dumb as you .

A homeless man will rape you with a potato...

by SwagPotatoes June 29, 2016

Small potatoes

A small detail that one would bring up in an underhanded and anal way. In an effort to undermine and impeach one’s preparedness.

Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes. Total ass move tbh.

by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025

potato

A complete fucking moron

*Man cuts me off whilst driving
'D'you see that guy!?! What a fkn potato'

by The pasty Australian November 5, 2021

Potato

The most bootiful being on da planet earth it is god. We worship potato don’t mess with da potato god

Potato god: bow down peasants as I rule the world!

by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 4, 2019