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Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).
Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?
by iiAvolition May 25, 2016
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Check Damage Blocked

When you contribute absolutely nothing in a game but still flex your imaginary impact by telling teammates to "check damage blocked." Often used in Marvel Rivals by SambosaChicken, who spends the whole game swinging into nobody, auto attacking the enemy tank, shielding on full hp, then wall crawling away.
Teammate: "Bro, you did zero damage, what were you even doing?"
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."
by Bronze 2 Marvel Rivals February 9, 2025
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Dock Block

A situation in the board game Puerto Rico, when during the Captain Phase of the game, a player opts to ship his goods in such a way as to prevent another player from having access to one of the three allotted ships.
John: "I could ship my tobacco on the ship already containing tobacco, but instead I choose to place my one corn on the large ship so that you can't get any points."

Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"
by LlordLlama October 16, 2012
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Block Waiver

High School Seniors in Manteca Unified School District in Manteca, California can take 1st or 4th Period OFF (AKA Come to School later or leave School early) if they have enough graduation requirements
Random Freshman: Do you have 4 classes?
JJ: Since I have a block waiver, I only have 3 classes
by KoKane42069 July 19, 2023
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Pussy Blocked

He or She that stops you from getting laid from a vagina
Vito got pussy blocked until his old lady came home, he was out of control. He Stayed up for weeks cause he couldn't get that good nut sleep.
by TheAmazonianSavage May 29, 2019
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Animator Block

Same as Art/Artist block, but with animation.
The Animator lacked creativity, She always has Animator Block
by Essiela March 30, 2022
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Joshua Block

a mentally challenged tiktoker, aka worldoftshirts who brags about being rich despite not having a home and being a literal alcoholic... aside from him drinking every night he often times crashes out from his trigger word, "put the fries in the bag" while screaming and causing a scene in public.
kid 1: josh put the fries in the bag
joshua block: i only make 400k a year bitch ill fucking sue ur ass
people watching wow that guy is really fucked up i guess ill stop drinking
by idontknowwhattoput420 August 25, 2025
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