Scuba Muffin

When someone says "Scuba Muffin!" it's a phrase to high-five to! This term Is also known as (a) "Muff Diver".

1: "Scuba muffin... Scuba muffin..... *looks up* muff diver!!

*High-fives*

2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"

by Rodofwonder January 25, 2011

Muffin chaser

Someone who pursues people who have muffin tops sexually.

Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Poop-Muffin

A sweet, mushy, and slightly sticky brown delicacy found only in San Fernando, Chile. Alternate definition: a mild swear word used primarily in Germany and the Western United States

Any fresh poop-muffins available today, Margaret?

Oh Janice, stop being such a poop-muffin!

by poop muffin lovers May 8, 2018

Flump Muffin

When some one is being a tad idiotic or silly

"how do you spell dog?"
" c-a-t "
" Oh my...what a flump muffin..."

by Flumpmuffin March 1, 2019

muffins getting a cooking

When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven

Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex

by Epicbowler August 26, 2023

Cheese Muffin

The result of a woman wiping reverse direction following defecation ("the taboo back-to-front").

I ate a cheese muffin while going down on this chick last night. There were fuckin' peanut chunks in it man, gross.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 16, 2024

rubber muffin

A vagina with a female condom on

I though she was a normal fat girl, but when she took her top off she was full of rubber muffin!

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017