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Chocolate muffin

To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows
I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin
by Hizzydoe June 1, 2018
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Poop-Muffin

A sweet, mushy, and slightly sticky brown delicacy found only in San Fernando, Chile. Alternate definition: a mild swear word used primarily in Germany and the Western United States
Any fresh poop-muffins available today, Margaret?

Oh Janice, stop being such a poop-muffin!
by poop muffin lovers May 8, 2018
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Muffining

When somebody searches throughout the internet to find a piece of evidence that agrees with their point of view, no matter how obscure or idiotic that piece of evidence is, and then holding true to that piece of evidence despite being shown much more verifiable and publicly trusted pieces of evidence, just because they are afraid of being wrong
Look guys Nilloc is using a paper written by a crackhead that he found on the 50th page of Google, I can't believe he's muffining again.
by Delt__ June 4, 2018
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Ballet muffin

The sweetest person in he world who is adorable, graceful, and in charge. She doesn’t let anyone boss her around because she is a queen bee. She is intelligent and knows more than two million inspiration quotes. There is no stopping this muffin queen.
“Annie the ballet muffin ” means that the person is so cool and lit and an overall greacful person
by Evie dett June 8, 2018
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Apple muffin

An acceptable way to describe a beautiful vagina on a female as she walks away with her backside pointed in your direction
Damn, check out the apple muffin on that honey, so tasty!
by kiddfictious June 10, 2018
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Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.
"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"
by Tho'adu August 10, 2022
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Muffin Milker

A man whom loves to give cream pies
by Big black bic pen April 25, 2022
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