by Guam1fast SRT8 August 20, 2025

"Sorry guys but i gotta make like the maid and clean up the house. My wife is due back in town in a matter of hours and dont want her to see this stye
by Theamazinggeek February 26, 2018

by Kaicent August 13, 2025

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short trips will lead to new friendships that will be hugely beneficial to you over the coming 12 months. The more you are on the move and interacting with people in your community the more fun you will have and the more profit you will make.
by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

haha too late I defined the undefinable- wait is that a word... uh oh!!
or maybe the person after me has anyway I already defined it so go away
or maybe the person after me has anyway I already defined it so go away
person1: man I cant find any empty word on urbandictionary!
person1: oh wait I know lets see if I can make it first...
person1: oh they already have I need to make a word up plz damit I wanted t-
*piano falling*
person1: oh wait I know lets see if I can make it first...
person1: oh they already have I need to make a word up plz damit I wanted t-
*piano falling*
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can
Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost
Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok
Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok
by Elivas ymmij October 31, 2020
