Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.
by JonasTheOriginalSeries January 25, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. an ethan is a very horrible disgusting fishy smelling and gross human to exist. he doesn’t take showers and is very ugly. ethan should just stand up and eat fish. no girls want him because he’s so ugly and his personality is even worse. ethan should just not exist. if you ever come across an ethan stay aware and go away. if you ever see one, make sure to get your glock and shoot him twice.
Emily: ew! who’s that?
Megan: sadly that’s my ex, ethan. he’s so gross!
Random person: you don’t gotta tell me twice.
Megan: sadly that’s my ex, ethan. he’s so gross!
Random person: you don’t gotta tell me twice.
by admirekisses December 11, 2021
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Get the ethan nalettemug. A massive cunt.
by CloneLB03 January 16, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. AWSOME HOT ATTRATCTIVE BUFF BIG AWSOME SEXY MAN THAT DOSENT TAKE OF HIS JUMPER AND IS ULTRA SEZY AND HAS MASSIVE PEENIS. AND HAS THE HOTTEST ABS
Sexy : ethan
by Xnxbddjddudjdjif January 15, 2022
Get the Ethanmug.