Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.

Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.

by chuckenUwU January 29, 2024

donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

Dublin Donkey

Jameson Ginger Beer with Lime.

Eric ordered his Dublin Donkey on the rocks.

by Vine2wineguy May 16, 2022

Spark Donkey

A robot capable of doing chores.

my spark donkey mows the lawn now that he’s got full-self-driving

by jackcousteau August 8, 2025

Mad donkey shit

Said to someone who is trash and literally dog water at the said activity the person is part-taking in.

Damn, son why can’t you walk, you mad donkey shit.

by Ande February 18, 2021

swabble donkey

A derivitive of swamp donkey, specifies the tweeker version of a unattractive women that supports her meth habit by echanging sexual favors.

Bet that swabble donkey will dome us up for a gram

by Kody1kanobe May 15, 2022

The Cincinnati Donkey Cart

When you're hitting it from behind and pop your balls into the booty hole then she clench down and start crawling around on all fours, draggin you behind her.

My knees have been killing me ever since I gave my wife The Cincinnati Donkey Cart!

by Lizzinonsomezizuuuurp October 27, 2022