Dick Shield

When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.

Frank is so fat, his dick shield blocked my squirrel tap.

by Lord Christopher November 29, 2007

Twizzler Dick

Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee

I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Cheese Dicking

Someone who doesn't try to push themselves while exercising.

Hey truszkowski, why are you cheese dicking the run? You let the slowest guy beat you.

by JohnnyCee23 February 21, 2011

Sponge Dick

The limp dick you get from either after ejaculation or from a huge turn off.

Man there's no way I was gonna be able to give my girl some lovin with this sponge dick!

by Pine-Apple Xpress May 7, 2010

Puke Dick

A male who has been vomited upon while receiving oral sex. Not to be confused with a barf dick.

You see that guy over there? I hear he's a puke dick.

by lokomo February 22, 2010

Trash dick

A guy that’s terrible in bed.

Becky, I’m going to stop having sex for a while because all I’ve had is trash dick.

by 6ftIslandgirl December 30, 2017

Megazord Dick

A Megazord Dick is the most mighty dick in the world people with a Megazord Dick usually explode vaginas upon entry

Scout boy: dude did u see that girls pussy explode?
Danoo: I told you guys he has a megazord dick!

by Danoooo218 March 3, 2008