dad

Maybe if he would come back I would have a longer definition.

Dad has been stuck in the line at Kroger for 7 years on Monday

Dad

Missing

He could be getting the milk and he could not, you wouldn't know .

Jimmy: "Did you hear about Bob's dad?"
John: "yeah, he's just getting the milk"
Jimmy: "but its been three years, John"

The one who went to get milk but is still not back yet…

Homeless man: Knock Knock…
You: who’s there?
Homeless man: Not your Dad.
You:*cries*
Homeless man:*snickers at you*

by Squiggggles February 22, 2022

That one guy that you saw at the store 15 years after you were born.

I was at the store and was like oh, who’s that guy. Oh wait, that’s my dad. Finally after 15 fucking years I found you.

by Hunter Stegman February 21, 2019

Wow holden that was a real dad joke u dweeb

by toe freak September 11, 2019

someone that will be back one day with milk (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

*kid*:mommy whens dad coming back with milk
*mom* only in your dreams

by joemamajoe January 30, 2020

by theaidsman1776 July 23, 2023