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The Dirty Birdhouse

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The Dirty Birdhouse-
When the man stuffs his asshole with cut up wheat stalks while stirring up a nice liquid shit. Then, the man will release his liquid shit and wheat strait into the woman's mouth. Following the explosion the man will facefuck the the woman. This my friends is The Dirty Birdhouse.
Used in a sentence:
No amount of toothpaste and mouthwash or combination of both can un-do The Dirty Birdhouse.

Your moms breath smells like a dirty birdhouse.
by Jarrellm13 February 22, 2014
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dirty prius

The leftist version of a basic bitch. The kind of person who thinks they're saving the world by making minor changes while being completely ignorant of their complicity in larger systems of oppression.

Does things like:
- Joins the peace corp, but yells at homeless people to get a job
- Recycles everything, but uses racist language "ironically"
- Works for a nonprofit by day, but aggressively hits on women at douchey bars by night
Bridget: "Ugh, this tinder guy seemed cute, but he's such a dirty prius."
Andrew: "What?"
Bridget: "He works as a community organizer, but all of his favorite music is super sexist. Also, he is way too white to pull off the dreads in his profile pic."
by ukiah July 18, 2015
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Dirty Bronza

When you are doing somebody in the butt; they defecate and you pee at the same time.
Tim gave me the Dirty Bronza last night and I'll never be the same again. He gilded me from the inside.
by BMurdah1 July 26, 2016
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Dirty westicle

The act of cutting a males testicles and having them fall into a females butthole. The femal when then do a timed 40 yard dash while screaming the national anthem. If the femal does not finish the 40 yard dash in under 4.5 seconds, she must lick the males rectum until she sees starts and passes out
Yo hunter did you see those kids from across town do the dirty westicle?
by Titty milk & cereal November 6, 2016
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Dirty Weetabix

A sex act, in which the receiver sucks a fart out of the aggressor's Anus. The act was allegedly first performed by a cornish man looking to supplement his choice, staple wheat breakfast block, with a lightweight and less colorific, airy alternative, owing it's name - The dirty weetabix.
'Ere now, where you to with my bloody fart box bitch, I needs me dirty weetabix quick fast.
by Thefunkjuice July 30, 2017
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Dirty Jensy

A cute boy that lures you into his trap by sweet talking to you and uses you for his personal (usually horny) pleasure.
Girl 1: Whos that cutie?
Girl 2: That's a fuckboy...
Girl 1: But what's his name?
Girl 2: Dirty Jensy
by hehehe1752 November 5, 2018
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Dirty jin

When your all alone stroking your man meat in the bathroom to some pornhub and get the urge to shit. You take a shit and before flushing you grab a hand full and continue to beat your meat with your new found lubricant. Unloading the biggest messiest load ever.
Before work I got a quick dirty jin in! It was messy but glorious
by Dickinherhand4ever March 9, 2019
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