cream pie licker

When your friend nuts in a thotty and then you eat her out!!

"Damn I just bust inside her"

"Don't trip Miguel will clean it up" "he's a cream pie licker"

by MeDummy August 31, 2017

certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018

Cream soda

Having sex and nutting inside the girl then urinating in her right after

Man i was banging this girl last night and i gave her a cream soda

by Ford flex December 29, 2018

Ocean Cream

The moist effervesant cream of the ocean, more commonly known sea foam.

And I do like ocean cream I just don't crave it or want it a lot

by ApocolypticFamine June 11, 2018

Coogie Cream Fudge

The byproduct of anal sex where the cum and shit mix into a frothy mixture that sticks to the top of ones dick.

“After bob finished plowing Doyer in the ass, he noticed he had that nasty Coogie Cream Fudge on his dick, which he promptly made Doyer lick off”

by Mn2fuckery June 12, 2018

Tide Pod cream

the white liquid inside a Tide Pod, resembling the look of semen

I don't get why people still like eating Tide Pod cream

by Billiam Beaver June 14, 2018

ice cream Sunday

The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.

If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!

by QuacksO June 16, 2018