cold cream kitty

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.

I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.

by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023

barbarian cream

When someone ejaculated into a donut or cupcake and someone eats it

Marty joyfully ate the barbarian cream donut last Saturday!

by Olhatch October 19, 2022

Pissing the cream

When your busy

Yo g I'm pissing the cream sorry

by Rtfit7f July 10, 2020

Cream Puff

When you fart after someone cums in your ass

0h man, I really have to cream puff after being filled with cum in my ass

by Creampuffer December 01, 2022

cream puff

When you nut in someone's belly button

"Yo Brad, I just had sex and she said she wanted me to cream puff on her and I did."

by finebootygirl August 11, 2017

melted ice cream

thick cum in a bowl

I gave my gf Melted ice cream and she said it’s salty

by vittusloom August 21, 2023

Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.

Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017

by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017