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Cookie Butter Democrat

A person, generally upper middle class, who claims to be progressive and/or leftist, but it extremely centrist and cares little for the struggles of marginalized groups (unless directly affected). Cookie Butter Democrats embrace neoliberal values and believe that capitalism can be ethical. The term comes from the phrase "Democrats don't really care about native sovereignty and will not until affects the supply of cookie butter at Trader Joe's"
He doesn't care about imperialism , he's a Cookie Butter Democrat.
by feeshna January 26, 2017
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Cookies And Cream

A threesome involving 2 black people of the same gender and 1 white person of any gender

Alternate name 'Oreo Sex'
Michael picked up two black chicks at the bar and had Cookies And Cream with them
by Biggie Cheese January 31, 2017
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Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013
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cookies and cream milkshake

referring to the ejaculate of both a white and black man in a woman's mouth at the same time.
After giving stan and carlos both a blow job she had a cookies and cream milkshake.
by suburbanmommy February 24, 2012
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cookie wagon

1) A wagon filled with cookies.
2) A wagon constructed of cookies, similar to the construction of a gingerbread house.
3) A group of people who are all communally engaged in eating cookies.
Usage:
Definition 1: "I was out jogging yetserday and saw the cookie wagon on Sesame Street. It was probably on its way to the Cookie Monster's."

Definition 2: "I'll bet I could make a cookie wagon better than Mrs. Fields."

Definition 3: "Those look delicious, mind if I hop on the cookie wagon too?"
by KayEeeGee December 24, 2011
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Ginger Cookies

Ginger cookies is the vagina of a red-headed female aka a ginger.
OMG I put my stick in her ginger cookies last night!
by K_K2217 January 2, 2012
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toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water
"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job
by u shit fuck January 4, 2012
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