You can be my little vegetable
(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”
Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “
Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection
Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “
Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection
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