You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

trash can of orvilles

Largest container of popcorn at a movie theater.

Man, that trash can of Orvilles costs 14 bucks !

by japchopr April 14, 2014

If it can giggle, it can jiggle

If it can giggle, it can jiggle is something used for someone with a big fatass that giggles

Person 1: "Hey look at this hottie baddie!"
Person 2: "Woah! If it can giggle, it can jiggle!"

by MACARENA GAMER February 28, 2025

If THey Can Detach themselves form A Life, I Will Kill them

If THey Can Detach themselves form A Life, I Will Kill them

If THey Can Detach themselves form A Life, I Will Kill them

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

can i

put my ballz in ur jawz

can i put my ballz in ur jawz

by anonymous September 9, 2021

hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

spray can rebuild

Painting an engine with a spray can and installing it in a vehicle(without rebuilding it) with the expectation that it will perform well.

I didn't feel like tearing my engine down to refresh it. So a couple cans of spray paint will make this spray can rebuild last for years of abuse.

by Engine Machinist March 25, 2017