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grilled circumcheese sandwich

When your foreskin is full of smegma and you iron it and cut off, preferably paired with tomato soup.
I am gonna go to Tony's to get their new grilled circumcheese sandwich.
by Bill556223 September 27, 2020
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dirt circle double

When you’re eating ass with a fat dip in and the girl lights up a cigarette in her pussy.
I gave Becky Lynn the ol’ dirt circle double last night down in the porta-potty.
by Broomssss September 29, 2020
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Crop circle

When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.
If I shaved like that it would look like a crop circle.
by Furter October 11, 2020
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Quarterly Circumcision

At the passing of 3 months (quarter year) you must have a fresh circumcision to be rid of your regenerating foreskin.
Hey Jerry! Are you ready for your quarterly circumcision?
by anonymous December 8, 2020
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mittigating circumstances

Situational details regarding the catcher in a baseball game; specifically, factors which could justify his being viewed/treated more leniently regarding any perceived wrongdoing that he may have been involved in.
Charlie Brown's baseball glove is much too large for him, so the fact that he frequently misses or drops the ball should perhaps be viewed less harshly, given these mittigating circumstances.
by QuacksO December 14, 2020
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Drum circle

When your Step dad, mom, step mom, dad, uncle, and a hooker circle around you and best the shit out of you
IF YOU DONT GET YOUR HOMEWORK DONE ILL TURN YOU INTO A DRUM CIRCLE
by Gbad/loving it December 21, 2020
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Crotch Circle

A crotch circle is a mysterious and detailed geometric pattern that appears overnight in one's pubic hair. It is not known what causes crotch circles, but some believe aliens are to blame, while others think it is a result of mother nature's forces.
Tom: Babe, you won't believe this... I woke up and there is now a circular pattern with rings in my dick hair!
Sam: Holy shit, that's a crotch circle!
by Flaming Arrow 456 February 19, 2021
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