Wall beater

When you’re taking a dump and it hurts so bad that you start beating the wall next to ya

Damn I bet that he’s in there taking a wall beater he’s been in there for hours.

by LactoseGAWD September 30, 2022

Archie Battersbee

he died almost 2 months ago

On the 6th of August
Person 1: Sad, just got the news that Archie Battersbee died.
Person 2: ok

by Spongebobfan22 October 1, 2022

Vegan Batteries

A recycled battery that costs more than regular batteries because it's recycled

Craig: We were in The Range and I picked up these batteries and they were £7.50, recycled batteries.. Vegan batteries!!

by Coattail October 3, 2022

monkey beater

monkey beater a person who whips monkeys / niggers for fun or excitement. When you be a mad monkey they will call the monkey beater and will get beat by the nigger whipper

you are a monkey beater

by monkey beaters November 19, 2022

flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery

Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!

by ashHaL1087 November 23, 2022

Learner Beater

Any motor vehicle purchased for the purpose of being used by a learner driver to receive their probationary license.
They're usually an older second hand vehicles purchased for cheap.

Terry bought a little learner beater from this dodgy bloke in Frankston a few days ago

by Ether2001 May 5, 2023

low battery power

20% battery or less

Low battery power on your phone can automatically turn on battery saving mode, or when the low battery alert appears, you will have to turn battery saving mode on manually.

by bluestinger66 May 7, 2023