Beers and burgers

Typical friday night. You surrended by endless happines. Life couldn't get better.

Hey guys, want to meet up for some beers and burgers on friday? HECK YA

by NicklasBHansen March 11, 2019

beer shit

A large amount of shitting caused by a significant intake of beer, which has grain as its base, causing lots of shits.

Bob has the beer shits.

by BLUE WHALE!!!! December 17, 2018

Spilt my beer

Stated when something that happened/seen was so funny that it made one accidentally or theoretically spill their beer from laughing so hard

Person 1: Did you see that video of Will from last night?

Person 2: Yeah dude it was so funny I spilt my beer watching it

by beepboop January 2, 2019

clayton beers

A super tall ginger man who is believed to be Vikingly Irish in origin. Known to drink coffee from any glass, no mugs needed. Also, is known to frequent elementary schools to sniff little boys bicycle seats.

Usually used in Derogatory way. This is the N-Word to white people.

Clayton Beers - A Tall bicycle sniffer who likes clean counter tops and rent paid on time.

That man is being a real "Clayton Beers" Eww gross!

by Sandynutz January 5, 2019

beer-shooter

When someone is black out drunk and takes a half full beer bottle and pushes the bottle into their rectum. They then proceed to tip the bottle upside down, poring beer into their rectum and lower intestine. They pull the bottle out and spray the surrounding party-goers with shitty beer.

Ben: "Hey Doug, beer-shoot these girls".

Doug proceeds to do a beer-shooter.

Doug: "Those girls deserved that shitty beer".

Ben: "That was a hell a of a spray bro".

by I have lived these moments. June 15, 2018

Session Beer

A beer that is watery and low in alcohol content. Generally reserved for teenagers or men who are pussy whipped.

Hey Cecil, I hear your missus is home this weekend. Want to have some session beers so she doesn't file for divorce when you get home?

by Vanlifebloke July 13, 2018

Beer

The greatest drink ever. People love drinking it this includes Boner Alert and many others. Dont get addicted to it because then bad things will happen

MMmmm Beer is good. I wanna rock an roll now.

by op man July 15, 2018