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sperm butt

A male homosexual who assumes the passive position during an act of anal intercourse; a "bottom." So called becase of the discharge of semen into the bottom's rectum.
"In his anxiously awaited autobiography, songwriter extraordinaire Bernie Taupin reportedy claims that his erstwhile partner Sir Elton John was a 'sperm butt' during the years of their collaboration."

-- Liz Smith, NY Daily News
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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butt napalm

The shit that one takes after eating hot buffalo wings. It is characterized by the burning sensation within one's anus. The butt napalm is caused by the heat of the sauce being retained through the system and causing a similar heat sting as experienced when initially ingesting the wing. The only relief for this sensation is by completing the shit, and wiping thoroughly to clear the butt of said napalm.
Man, those Caribbean Jerk wings were awesome, too bad I'm gonna have butt napalm later.
by Glazzy November 19, 2006
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Fuck Butt

to fuck a butt. also used for conflict enders.
"hey get the fuck out of my house bro"!

"hey why dont you jus fuck butt"!
by Ricardo II January 23, 2009
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Butt blossoms

When you take a shit and it feels like it's a flower blooming against your ass cheeks
I had butt blossoms today, there wasn't enough toilet paper to Wipe it.
by PsychoLogic1989 July 25, 2018
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Butt hose

adjective: 1. To get cheated or taken advantage of over something that is out of one's control

2. To feel taken advantage of in an under-handed, immoral way

3. To get completely drunk and then expel the remainders by means of explosive diarrhea the next day.

4. Someone who is sodomized by either a penis or a foreign object to such a degree that it tears the lining of the anus.

butt hose; butt hosed,

noun: a hose that is inserted into the anus in order to give a colon cleanse.
Dude, I got totally butt hosed today man. My car was parked within the lines of the street where it was legal to park, and that cock-sucker meter maid wrote me a $100 ticket anyways!

Did you see that drunk slut get butt hosed by that dude last night in our living room?! There was blood everywhere!!

The Dallas Cowboys got butt hosed by the Minnesota Vikings in the game the other night: a complete blow-out. Wasn't that fucking hilarious to watch?!

I got completely cocked last night off of a liter or Rum and jerked off in the bushes. Awesome times no doubt, but my gut is rocked today. I totally butt hosed the toilet this morning and there's shit everywhere!
by Pooky Jenkins February 4, 2010
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butt welded

When you can't get your I.D. out of your wallet from sitting on it too much.
When the doorman at the club asked Billy for his I.D., Billy had to give him his wallet because he had butt welded it in there.
by PeteyD.com May 26, 2009
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bran butts

by sandboxworld July 22, 2010
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