Nate Block

When you arrive an hour late to school and your mom emails everybody including the students about it

“Oh, Jonathan is Nate Blocking”

by Eymayo November 24, 2025

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020

Stump blocked

Holding the base of your penis and don't get full penetration

She stump blocked me

by Thrash&Burn4Life October 28, 2021

Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.

Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.

by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015

Slack Block

Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.

My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.

by ChadinDarien July 17, 2024

Web Page Blocked

Ass Ass

Ass Web Page Blocked

by ElcojeAbuelasUWU December 8, 2022

Chopper’s Block

A common phenomenon among consistent chop-enthusiasts involving losing a train of thought or forgetting any and all vocabulary skills after snapping a bowl

Damn bro that last bowl gave me a case of Chopper’s Block

by YoungSkooby November 9, 2022