I love u

When u show affection for a person, u never want to leave them, u need them in ur life and u can’t live without them, u want them with u all the time or u feel lonely

I love u means an intense feeling of deep affection; a great feeling u get for that one special person that u have for no one else; it’s that one person whom u choose to care for and about ur entire life
Me: “Brennan I think I love u..”
Brennan: “uhhh.....”

by ISSAredDIAMOND December 15, 2019

i can has

1: Lolcat slang for "Can I have?" First used in the expression "i can has cheezburger?" but obviously applicable to other situations.

2: The equivalent of #include in Lolcode.

1: Oh noes, the government is wiretapping me again. I can has new prezdent?

2: (I) CAN HAS STDIO?

by Frankie1969 April 3, 2008

did i ask

a common saying when someone that annoys you tell you something and you say “did i ask”

billy- my parents are getting a divorce
Jackie-did i ask?

by chloianna December 11, 2019

For all I care

A phrase usually followed by an especially negative statement. It expresses that the speaker would have no sympathy if the said statement occurred.

Guy 1: Yeah, Oprah is the best daytime show on television
Guy 2: Oprah can burn in a ditch filled with hungry pumas for all I care

by Jaiikke August 27, 2008

oh, i miss!

a phrase used by Wario/a player playing as Wario in the game Mario Kart 64; best used as imitating his voice

{A scenario in which you lost a battle mode game in Mario Kart 64} Oh, I miss!

by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003

i got a whale

A phrase you would say when you're stoned and had a whirl in your head, but you don't feel like pronouncing it properly.

P1 - I got a whale!
P2 - Yeah, i thought you looked dizzy for a while.

by KubaSz November 12, 2011

I hate myself

When you seriously messed up and you don't want to get in trouble

OH NO I BROKE THAT CLOCK I HATE MYSELF

by StopTalkingToOtherPeople February 11, 2021