Cock Measles

A general term for sexually transmitted diseases affecting the male genitalia.

After a short round with a dirty bird, Billy got a bad case of the cock measles.

by Stu Steg April 24, 2019

Cock-off

Two men use the barometer of manhood to win a duel relating to who has the strongest masculinity.
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)

Two geezers in a pub toilet. A clubber and a long haired Iron Maiden Man. A cock-off ensues.

Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.

by Grovesy the first October 19, 2009

cock blowing

An event or experience so delightful that one could compare it to having one's cock blown

I loved that movie!! It was cock-blowing!!!
I'm so hungry I'd kill for a cock blowing burger right now

by Harba tarba June 7, 2016

Cock-haggled

When a woman refuses to have sex with a male until the male does something she wants him to.

male: "come on baby lets have sex"
Female: "not until you shave your" pubes
Male: OK :(

*the male has just been cock-haggled.

by Downtown44 March 16, 2010

cocking hell

Used instead of "Fucking hell", in order to display anger, or stress.
Sometimes used in an angry situation to slightly lighten the mood.

You-When is that Science homework due?
A friend-Next lesson
You-Oh cocking hell! Why does Miss Smith have to be such a dick?

by KikiThatsMe May 21, 2008

Cock block

When your urban Dictionary word gets denied even though it’s “pure gold “

They totally Cock Blocked! My Word was amazing!

by XxxxxxUr mom lolxxxx February 18, 2019

cock gobbler

When a female pecks onto a male's penis like a chicken

Rick: Hey, Erika is a really good cock gobbler.
Eric: Damn, dude that's awesome!

by 696969696969696969696 February 22, 2018