An obnoxious, inconsiderate person who acts self riotous, but one that also smells like fecal matter or is dirtier than normal.
That guy is a real turd bitch. He never picks up after himself, talks way too much, and thinks he knows everything.
by Cowboy77 January 8, 2024
Get the Turd Bitchmug. by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018
Get the scooter turdmug. by Weird mind person January 26, 2019
Get the Splurge Turdedmug. When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".
by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017
Get the Turd Burglingmug. A pair of women’s jeans which cut so high into her ass crack they would cut a turd in two if she let one go
by Alex J September 27, 2023
Get the turd cuttermug. "Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.
I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.
by QuacksO November 7, 2021
Get the turds and breezemug. Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''
by Hola ese June 8, 2015
Get the Miracle turdmug.