Rolling Cluster Fuck

Slow moving traffic on the highway caused by several people driving slowly holding back traffic and preventing anyone from passing them.

On the way to work I ran into horrible traffic. We were moving at about 45 MPH on RT3 and when I reached the top of steep hill I could see three asshole preventing anyone from passing them, causing a rolling cluster fuck.

by Jervns January 21, 2009

suicide rick roll

An suicidal attempt to rick roll someone knowing you will rick roll yourself

William attempted a suicide rick roll on Liam with discord screenshare

by getrickrolledlol November 7, 2020

roll one down

v. the act of putting on a condom. this euphemism is often utilized when you hook up with a random chick you meet from a night out on the town

Claude: Dude, that heavy drinking last night robbed me of my dignity! I don't know if i can finish this weekend the right way or not.

Brad: I don't know about you, but I think I'm trying to roll one down tonight.

Claude: Actually, yeah, let me shower so I can wash away this hangover. Count me in on that mission!

by willie weman May 12, 2007

Bog Roll Bandits

People who viciously stockpile toilet paper, especially with the intention of reselling at a higher price during times of low supply.

“There's no toilet roll left to buy...”
“Sorry, Mate. It was the Bog Roll Bandits.”

by C L G June 29, 2020

Jamaican Jelly-roll

A large, fat, resinous, splif or joint, rolled so that the paper only makes one revolution around.

Gregg, If you only got one Club left, better twist up a Jamaican Jelly-roll.

by Wuffageeter January 18, 2008

rolling road-block

When a person deceids to stay in the fast lane on the highway and gets passed constantly by other drivers.

Jonathan get the fuck over in the slow lane, you are being a rolling road-block..

by wife101903 November 25, 2011

swiss cake roll

a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!

mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.

by dark korner October 3, 2016