Porn Ass Sheet Streak

A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.

After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank porn ass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.

by Berkules May 22, 2008

porn star fan club

a fan club that a porn star has.

Kathy has hewr own porn star fan club.

by Deep blue 2012 October 14, 2009

Peter Griffins Porn Stash

The stash of porn that Peter Griffin has that he hides from Lois.

i need to hide my porn like peter griffins porn stash!

by BILL___NYE!#$ December 11, 2019

dirty mint porn

A descriptive word that sounds like it would describe something bad, but on the contrary it describes something that is totally off the hook. Can be used to decribe things or people. Can be shortened to 'dmp'.

girl 1: i look totally dirty mint porn tonight
girl 2: right on chick, your killer VW golf car is so dmp aswell!

by hotto June 14, 2006

high class british porn

fun for the whole family!

...they even have some of that high class british porn!

"almost...almost...almost...there we are"

"well done"

by hauntedfox May 5, 2009

Porn actress dating site

Any of several dating sites where you can get to know and date a porn actress. They are very popular sites and they often help women to get into the porn business if they will be on there site.

I met my girlfriend on a porn actress dating site.

by The Fury 13 September 28, 2010

Underwater Gay Monkey Porn

When two or more monkeys go underwater and fuck violently

Man did you see that Underwater Gay Monkey Porn

by StickeyWithMickey October 18, 2022