muffin doob

a person who is not fully a douche bag, but is slightly more than a toolbag. Someone you still like, but know is lamesauce. He or she is therefore a muffin doob.

Brad used to be a good friend, but now he's such a muffin doob, geez how the times have changed.....

by krackalaitlin July 15, 2011

muffin gubler

When a fat person stuffs muffins as a keepsake for later. Causing them to be massively obese.

“MOM. HE WONT STOP EATING MY FUCKING MUFFINS TELL LARD ASS TO PUT THAT SHIT DOWN. HES BEING A MUFFIN GUBLER.”

by Wormman March 24, 2021

Shmove Muffin

A person who is highly annoying, and or irritating.

Rebecca Black is a shmove muffin

by LaLaLoopsyGurl101 October 23, 2011

Muffin Roulette

A "Muffin Roulete" is when a group of men circle around what is commonly a biscuit or muffin and ejaculate on it and the last on to ejaculate on it has to eat it in short this is a very messed up game and also has another name that I can't remember

Hey Todd wanna get the boys together and play a littl Muffin Roulette

by Milk-Chan February 18, 2017

Biggie Muffin

Is what you call someone who is overweight a “player” (iykyk)

Wow! Johnathan is a Biggie Muffin!
Damn Daniel, You’re a Biggie Muffin!
I got 3 side bitches and I’m 270 lbs, I’m a Biggie Muffin
Damn! Mason got that Biggie Muffin energy

by BiggieBois27 July 5, 2025

Mighty muffin

It's a tasty treat nothing sexual.

1:could I have a mighty muffin

2:yes here is a chocolate muffin.

by Mightymuffins December 30, 2019

tweaker muffin

A Tweaker with a muffin top

Look at that tweaker muffin!

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023