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Sloppy Dallas

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob whilst they are packing a fat lip (of dip, aka chewing tobacco)
by CPecos03 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A blow job given with a mouth full of dip.
"Hey Holly, come over here and gimme that Sloppy Dallas head!"
"I'm 11"
by MyFriendingGimmeTheSloppyToppy October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Mimosa

An alcoholic beverage that is cheaper than a mimosa. It is half orange soda half tequila on the rocks.
That sloppy mimosa last night made me black out! Who's house am I at?
by IDrankToMuchTequila August 3, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A sloppy Dallas is when your girl packs a fat dip and starts sucking you off and it ends up looking like a fat turd because of all the dip spit.
Joe: bro, I got Jessica to give me a sloppy Dallas last night.

Adam: That’s disgusting.
by Googanga October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

When your redneck girlfriend packs a fat lip before sucking you off
“Babe, you don’t have to owe me that 20, you can just give me a sloppy Dallas tonight instead!”
by JDizzle5678 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy toothpaste

When you squeeze toothpaste into your dick and then unleash a mixture of cum and toothpaste into a girl's mouth and proceed to wipe it back and forth on her teeth with the tip of your penis
My girl's breath stank so I took matters into my own hands and gave her a sloppy toothpaste.
by Juicy J Escobar December 19, 2018
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