hipster shits

When an alternative person drinks too much coffee and gets the shits for dayz.

“Man I got the hipster shits” *sips iced pumpkin spice chai chocolate espresso latte*

by Keht October 8, 2018

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chimney this shit

When you hotbox a car and let the smoke out of the sunroof

Yo Eneida chimney this shit.

by TheSlayinMonkey May 16, 2018

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Macbeth Shit

When you take a shit and you can't wipe it off of your ass.

"bro I've been on the shitter for 30 minutes and im still at this Macbeth shit"
"out damned shit" - Macbeth shit

by Level99Mike August 25, 2022

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Whistling Shits

When the diarrhea shoots out of you so fast that your asshole makes a whistling sound.

I had some bad clams and they gave me the whistling shits.

by Wileorn January 18, 2022

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Verb
To be angered so far beyond your breaking point that you are compelled to drop trou, spin around, bend over and aim your asshole at whoever is causing this stress and open fire a bird shot blast of hot brown liquid rage at them.

After waiting for 2 hours and being ignored by the staff at the urgent care, I lost my shit. Literally. Receptionist told me to please have a seat and be patient. I said I’ve been patient for 2 god damn hours and went off on a rant, ending it with a spray of mud as I rage shit at her before angrily waddling my wet slippery ass on out of there.

by TheWierdo May 19, 2022

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